“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs” - Aldous Huxley

“How often we recall, with regret, that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.” - Mark Twain

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.” Yogi Berra

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” Mother Teresa